rainbow rollercoaster

what if the rainbow was a rollercoaster 
& all the babies got to ride in the sky? 
would you believe that the angels were closer 
& little baby jesus lit up the stars in the sky? 

up in the heavens over lawrence kanasas, 
down in the valley, yeah, the valley so wide, 
the monkey sings & the monkey dances 
we're taking our chances on the 4th of july 

   hey! ho! we! 
   we gotta go child! 

elizabeth taylor & sophia loren 
they had to get while the getting was good 
who'd have believed there'd be something so boring 
as old uncle elmer just a-knockin on wood 

i really really wanta rock like i'm robbing 
from the rich just to give to the poor yeah 
i wanta sing like ethel merman 
over the hills boys, she's back for more 

    hey!    ho!     we! 
    we gotta go child! 
    hey!    ho!    we! 
    we gotta go yall! 

what if the rainbow was a rollercoaster? 
what if the babies got to ride in the sky? 
would you believe that the angels were closer 
& little baby jesus lit up the stars in the sky? 

 

cross-eyed john

i said he aint got a brain, lord, he aint got a brain 
you know that cross-eyed john aint got no brain 
& if he makes a sound, that boy'll be richmond bound 
you know that cross eyed john ain’t got no brain 

i said he's walkin’, talkin’, balkin’ all god's children home 
you know he ain’t got no brain ain’t got no brain 
& if he makes a sound, that boy'll be richmond bound 
you know that cross eyed john ain’t got no brain 
dont talk of happiness 
his heart has been remiss 
he keeps saying a lie all day 
from cleveland down to dallas 
it's a trail of stupid malice 
walking talking fat-head cant be framed. 

mr. schuerholz on the cellphone got an earful 
foghorn leghorn say that 
'he ain’t got no brain, ain’t got no brain!' 
& if he's charred & burning, lord you'd hope that he'd start learnin’ 
but walkin’ talkin’ fat-head cant be framed 
      
dont talk of happiness 
his heart has been remiss 
he keeps saying a lie all day 
from cleveland down to dallas 
it's a trail of stupid malice 
walkin’, talkin’ fat-head cant be framed. 

dont talk of happiness 
his heart has been remiss 
he keeps saying a lie all day 
from cleveland down to dallas 
it's a trail of stupid malice 
walkin’ talkin’ fat-head cant be framed. 

i said he ain’t got a brain, lord, he ain’t got a brain 
you know that cross-eyed john ain’t got no brain 
& if he makes a sound, that boy'll be richmond bound 
you know that cross eyed john ain’t got no brain 

buck o’neil & fleetwood walker 
satchell paige's traveling all-stars 
shadow ball 
the kc hall 
cool papa bell 
home-run johnson woulda lost one 
turkey stearns & judy johnson 
jackie robinson rose over all 

 

billie weir’s dress

billlie weir's dress 
of white illusion 
tulle completely covers the sofa 
in mrs. wilson's cozy cottage 
on the west end of birmingham 
years before vietnam 

outside the vfw hall 
they'll be throwing rice 
the hendersons from hoover 
giving bad advice 

everyone is smiling 
no one's yet to blame 
swollen baptist faces 
give praise in jesus' name 

they'll be dancing in the clouds 
twirling in a shroud 
laughing out loud 
daddy's so proud 

everyone is smiling 
no one's yet to blame 
swollen baptist faces 
give praise in jesus' name 

they'll be dancing in the clouds 
twirling in a shroud 
laughing out loud 
daddy's so proud 

billlie weir's dress 
of white illusion 
tulle completely 
covers the sofa 

 

casper (by daniel johnston)

he was smiling through his own personal hell 
dropped his last dime down a wishing well 
but he was hoping too close 
and then he fell 
now he’s casper the friendly ghost 
  
he was always polite to the people who’d tell him 
that he was nothing but a lazy bum 
but goodbye to them he had to go 
now he’s casper the friendly ghost 
  
la la la la la.... 

nobody treated him nice 
while he was alive 
you can’t buy no respect 
like the librarian said 
but everybody respects the dead 
they love the friendly ghost 

la la la la... 
  
we’ll never forget 
what he learned us 
we were mean to him 
but he never burnt us 
and love lives forever 
thanks to you – the friendly ghost 

la la la... 

 

cameron

there's a little girl you know 
and she's always such good show 
yes...her name is little cameron. 

and of all the girls you'll meet 
she's the one with big old feet 
yes her name is little cam--oh little one... 

oh...how her eyes 
shine like jewels 
up in the sky 
she'll be there some fair july 
for thee 

let it blossom 
let it grow 
hold your tongue & 
wipe your nose 
yes they cant hurt little cameron 

they can blow up all new york 
call our president a dork 
still they cant touch little cameron 
oh...how her eyes 
shine like jewels 
up in the sky 
she'll be there some fair july 
for thee 

 

candy apples

If you do and if you don’t 
i don’t wanna see you cry 
if you will and if you won’t 
cuddle up and say good nite 
if you hurt cause some boy’s a jerk 
i don’t wanna see you cry 
and if some guy wants to sell you the sky 
i don’t wanna see you buy 

candyapolis... 
growing up on the ridge 

if yo daddy gonna buy you a bike 
make you feel good and fine 
but if he decides to teach you to ride 
you better go run and hide 

candyapolis... 
growing up on the ridge 

binky bean counter got a bowl of clam chowder 
saying money doesn’t grow on trees 
but the fishies in the chowder 
wish that he would take a powder 
saying there’s more to life than just them beans 

candyapolis... 
growing up on the ridge 

 

snow day

it's a snow day, 
hallelujah it's a snow day 
& you don’t have to go 

i got trix up in my sleeves 
tomato soup & cheese 
thank ya mister please 
i'm staying home 

and i open up the door 
cuz i want to see some more 
mama yells 
'heaven's bells! 
you’re gonna let in the cold!' 

it's a snow day.... 

i got trix up in my sleeves 
tomato soup & cheese 
thank ya mister please 
i'm a-staying home! 

and when the sleigh is in the air 
i find it hard to care 
i got a smile 
face in a pile 
up to my knees 

it's a snow day.... 

 

baby saves the world

they say that a baby is gonna save the world 
they say that a baby is gonna save the world 
and oh, if you ask me 
i’m just the baby 
the baby for the job 

saying that satan, satan is a bear 
saying that satan, satan is a bear 
and oh, if you can hear me 
the devil’s sleeping near me 
and chappy is his name... 

 

anabel says

anabel says 
she hates the monsters 
with their dripping red teeth 
and their bad taste in clothes 
why do they spend 
their nights in my closet? 
when there's other scary monsters 
they spend their days up in the town 

anabel says, she'd like to be one 
of those queens of the highway 
with her thumb up in the air 
gypsies & clowns 
lay-freaks of the circus 
atlantis is bound to resurface someday. 

anabel says...anabel says... 
all of the monsters 
they spend their days up in the town      

anabel's tired & it's time for sleep now 
she puts on a brave face 
switches on her donald duck night light and... 
the monster looks out 
from his place in the closet 
sending his thoughts 
for the sweetest of honeysuckle dreams, and 

anabel says...anabel says.. 
all of the monsters 
they spend their days up in the town 

 

october lullaby

oh the little baby 
she is such a baby 
she’s a little baby 
she’s a little baby pants… 

in the morning early 
don’t be in big hurry 
see them as they scurry 
like a squirrell-y to & fro… 

the weeds, the weeds, the weeds are calling from the bluffs 
the bluffs, the bluffs 
send me back my baby she’s the light of autumn 
send me back my baby in the cool mountain breeze 
send me back my baby she’s the light of autumn 
send me back my angel in the cool mountain breeze 

no she don’t like fishing 
she is only wishing 
she could just be squishing 
in her little baby bed. 

though I have no money 
baby is my honey 
all my days are sunny 
she’s a funny girl it’s true 

the weeds, the weeds, the weeds are calling 
from the bluffs... 
send me back my baby she’s the light of autumn 
send me back my baby in the cool mountain breeze 
send me back my baby she’s the light of autumn 
send me back my baby in the cool morning air 

 

mockingbird

you and I have this special thing 
we both know, 
in the sky, clouds may come and go 
but you and i will always find tomorrow 

we can walk, together hand in hand 
through the garden 
the garden wet with rain 
we can travel anywhere-- together 
           
birds of prey 
pray for me tonight 
in the day 
everything’s alright 
it’s ok--we’ll always stay together 

mockingbird, 
mockingbird wish me luck 
everything tomorrow...